A preacher was completing a temperance sermon; with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."
And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."
He sat down.
The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365: "Shall We Gather at the River."
8 comments:
I have to say the soccer team, i mean, we do suck, but soccer is where its at!
I have alot of fun on the baseball team and the hockey team. So i like those two the most
Alden tennis WOOO!! JK JK! JV SOCCER cause I'm on the team.
football obviously, my teams 4-1 and varsity is 5-0 who wouldnt like football
I have to agree with Zach L. the baseball team and definitely the hockey team is the best one out there
baseball for sure witha little wrestling thrown in
I have non so lets go with whatever colin likes..hehehe
alden soccers my favorite.
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